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I'm taking a Cialis every night now, it's not for sex, it's just to keep me from rolling out of bed.

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I might have to get him from behind...in the dark...might have to get him drunk first.

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The only way I'm getting into university is in a bottle or a jar.

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If you want the sausage you have to lose the pig.

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gus: I wonder what she tastes like
moflynn: if she tastes like shit flip her over

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Somebody took my toilet, I got nothing to go on.

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jeff: how do you tell how old a mexican is?
moflynn: cut em open and count the rings

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Guys from Wallaceburg marry girls that are pregnant because they're lazy.

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I'm married and I can't even get a date.

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She can't tell a duck from a goose, she better not bend over.

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