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The number one song when I was born? Well, I think it was just a quartet of dudes in animal skins beating on a log with sticks.

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My legs are so short they almost don't reach the ground.

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I don't understand why people speak French, we already have English.

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Every time I have a good idea my face gets slapped.

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One time I fell off a ladder, I guess I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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There was a time in my life when I would drink anything that was too thin to chew.

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I was really trying to understand someone else's point of view, but I just couldn't get my head far enough up my ass.

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murray: which cup do you like?
moflynn: d cup

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They put mercury on an island in Mitchell's Bay and that's why I am the way I am today.

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There's two things I don't like, ignorance and apathy, and do you know how I feel about that? I don't know and I don't care.

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