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My legs are so short they barely reach the ground.

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I am not afraid to back down from anybody.

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I have a friend who went down to Vegas to marry a gorgeous woman and he found out she was below average.

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joe: I think we both have Alzheimer's
moflynn: what's that?

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The biggest compliment you can get in hockey these days is "you play like a girl".

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2:30? I guess it's time to go to the dentist. Get it? Tooth-hurty?

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I have been eating so much fruit lately I am finding fruit flies in my bathroom.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they do make an even.

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diane: Kyle, that McDonald's drink is bad for you
kyle: it can't be that bad, it has happy children on the cup
moflynn: well so does my front bumper but it ain't good for kids

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joe: I didn't bring anything I could take home and eat
moflynn: I couldn't bring anything then

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