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I'm taking a Cialis every night now, it's not for sex, it's just to keep me from rolling out of bed. 10.0 rating with 2 votes. |
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I might have to get him from behind...in the dark...might have to get him drunk first. 7.5 rating with 2 votes. |
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The only way I'm getting into university is in a bottle or a jar. 9.0 rating with 2 votes. |
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If you want the sausage you have to lose the pig. 6.0 rating with 1 votes. |
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gus: I wonder what she tastes like moflynn: if she tastes like shit flip her over 9.0 rating with 2 votes. |
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Somebody took my toilet, I got nothing to go on. 9.0 rating with 1 votes. |
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jeff: how do you tell how old a mexican is? moflynn: cut em open and count the rings 8.5 rating with 2 votes. |
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Guys from Wallaceburg marry girls that are pregnant because they're lazy. 7.5 rating with 2 votes. |
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I'm married and I can't even get a date. 8.8 rating with 4 votes. |
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She can't tell a duck from a goose, she better not bend over. 8.7 rating with 3 votes. |